imawalkingtravestyy:

kind of want to run until i can’t breathe 
kind of want to kiss someone
kind of want to hit my head against a wall
kind of want to throw myself off a bridge

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

notagiant:

mumfoodandsons:

[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]

OMG STORY TIME MY FRIEND AND I WHERE AT THE JACK WHITE CONCERT AND JACK POINTS TO MY FRIEND DURING HELLO OPERATOR AND MY FRIEND JUST SHRUGS AND YELLS “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU MAN I NEVER LEARNED THE FUCKING LYRICS” AND JACK STARTED LAUGHING

I have stretch marks.

mars-arma:

vintagefallout:

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

I’m a guy. I have them. So Ladies don’t feel bad. I grew a literal foot in one summer. It looks like someone stabbed me twenty times in the back. Think of them as lightning bolts or something.

My girlfriend says I have girl stretch marks. 

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